Half female, half male.
Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare genetic disorder occurring in insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and birds, where a strange combination of genetic material splits a creature perfectly in half, with one side male and one side female.
This is so god damn elegant and powerful. What even.
can it have sex with itself
All that is missing is a Z snap of fabulous ownage.
This is why we have John Barrowman. That and he’s really good looking ;P
John Barrowman ain’t having none of your sexist shit.
Pro Tip: Don’t tell depressed people how good they have it in comparison to others. They already know and already feel guilty about it. You’re making the problem worse.
Proposal to abolish bisexual as a label and instead use pansexual
Proposal to catapult OP into the sun.
I think the creepiest thing in the world is what society has done to the word “daddy”
if men got periods i’m pretty sure tampons/pads/cups would be free and also sent out monthly in the post wrapped in a gunmetal grey wrapper with the word POWER and XTREAM and CORE written all over it
what the fuck this bird just flew into our house so i like went over to let it out and it didn’t budge or anything it let me pick it up and stuff.
a either your spirit animal has arrived or b you are a disney princess.
I may tag things with “I’m crying” or “SCREAMING” but I am sitting in my room in the dark covered in blankets with a straight face and I literally haven’t spoken a word in over twelve hours
it’s whats on the inside that counts
some are born with great eyebrows, some achieve great eyebrows, and some have great eyebrows drawn upon them
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"clothes" "gift cards" "confidence to make phone calls and appointments on my own behalf" "pokemon"
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty