sadpigeon:

yeah, this is a vague post, but some of you guys on here— I’m not saying any names— but some people are *shifty eyes* real cutie patooties. not saying any names though

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

outrunmyself:

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

that, in wrestling, is called a huricarana.  i’ve done it to my 6’5, 350+ lb boyfriend :-)

outrunmyself:

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

that, in wrestling, is called a huricarana.  i’ve done it to my 6’5, 350+ lb boyfriend :-)

kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

Dane DeHaan for Flaunt Magazine. 

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

I will love you forever; whatever happens. Until I die and after I die, and when I find my way out of the land of the dead, I’ll drift about forever, all my atoms, until I find you again.
Phillip Pullman, The Amber Spyglass  (via larmoyante)

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

good lord i often wish it was illegal for tweens to have twitter or facebook cuz i remember being 13 on myspace and making a damn fool out of myself and just now i went on twitter and my 13 year old cousin is tweeting about how she loves justin bieber and nash grier and then proceeded to  call someone a ‘faggot’ and i died a little inside.

child no. stop. just don’t. step away from the internet and stop being whatever it is that you are right now. 

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

tokomon:

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" is so universal i bet even aliens know this phrase. everyone and their mama knows this phrase.

dirkbot:

If you notice me reblogging

  • a repost
  • stolen art
  • false information
  • etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

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